Disgaea
Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.
Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.
Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga...
...yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.
Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto...
...sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.
Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.
Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.
Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.
Ah aishitageru,
doko ni ite mo nando demo.
Aishitageru.
Damn it, how come I'M stuck with doing the cleaning around here?!
Stupid Prinnies!
Ow...
I'm sorry!
What's all this, Flonne?
Well, the dirty laundry has been piling up.
Did the Prinnies go on strike again?
No matter how many times I call them, they don't show up. Watch this.
Prinnies! Front and center!
See?
"See?" my butt!
Just how long do you expect me to go without a decent meal?
Are you trying to starve me to death?!
What about the food that Flonne made for you?
You call that food?
Guess it depends on your definition...
That's so mean! Admittedly, I'm not very confident about the taste...
Anyway, get out there and find the Prinnies, and then have them cook me dinner!
What IS all this stuff?
Garbage that's been piling up, I guess.
Sheesh, it sure is a hassle without the Prinnies around...
Throw it out.
- Sure. - Sure.
The Prinnies' Longest Day, Dood!
Heave ho, heave ho, heave ho...
Highness, quit lounging around up there and give us a hand!
I came along to look for the Prinnies. When I find them, they're going to regret it.
Still, what do you think happened? Why would they all leave at once?
It didn't happen all at once.
At first, they came to me one by one, saying stuff like, "Can I have some time off, dood?"
I blew 'em off, and before I knew it, they'd all vanished. It's crazy.
Etna, look at that!
C'mon, people, how are you supposed to walk down the street if you fill it with trash?
That was some good thinking, Laharl!
All right, let's go.
Who dares?! Don't they know that I'm the great Overlord Laharl?!
Looks like they're saying the same things as us, Highness.
Do you suppose that the Prinnies vanished from here, too?
At this rate, it won't be long before the Netherworld is up to its eyeballs in trash.
Where do you think you're going?
I'm sorry, dood! Have mercy!
What are you people planning?
Planning? Who, us? Um... Why, that's a good question!
Where am I, dood? Who am I, dood?
Can't breathe, dood...
No, Laharl! You mustn't be so rough with the Prinnies!
Where are the other Prinnies?!
You know, don't you? Look, I think it's in your own best interests to start talking.
So heavy... Can't take much more, dood...
Shut your beak and take us to the others!
I feel bad for him, Laharl.
Then maybe you should get out and walk, Flonne.
Well, um... I'm starving, too, so I can't walk another step.
So long, doods!
Ow, dood!
Should've known better, dood...
Prinny, are you all right?!
What's going on down there?
Wow, look at all the Prinnies down there!
Where do you think they're all going?
To that island, looks like.
This is rebellion against the Netherworld!
No, even worse! It's a rebellion against Laharl, the next Overlord!
Highness, I think the first order of business should be to find out what they're up to!
You'll still have plenty of time to blow them to smithereens afterwards!
I've found you, Prince!
The time has finally come for, Gordon, the 37th Defender of Earth and his sidekicks...
...to settle this once and for all!
Let's see what you've got!
- Come on! - Come on!
You traitorous Prinnies, prepare to be shown the error of your ways!
Wha...?
Oh, dear.
I'm sorry! It looks like Laharl doesn't have time to play with you right now.
More to the point, why do you always have such bad timing? Bye bye!
Why? Was there something wrong with our pose?
How about this one? Or maybe this one?
We did it! It's perfect!
You look wonderful in that, Laharl!
You're the spitting image of a Prinny, no ifs ands or buts!
Way to go, master of disguise!
Are you two mocking me?!
Not at all! The only way to sneak onto that island without arousing any suspicion...
...is to mix in with the Prinnies!
See? We have disguises, too!
Actually, I had hoped to make mine a little cuter by adding ribbons and frills.
Let's go. If this goes on much longer, I won't be able to stand upright.
All aboard, doods!
Wait!
Pardon us. Coming through.
Sorry, everyone!
Whew, we made it...
I was worried for a second there...
Hey. HEY!
Something the matter, Highness?
Why does my disguise only have a head?!
Um... I kinda miscalculated on the budget.
But it looks wonderful!
Sure does!
Are you three doods really Prinnies?
What? Why do you ask?
You doods talk funny.
Yeah, dood! It's weird!
There's nothing weird about us at all! Um, "doods".
Of course we're Prinnies, doods!
We're all one big happy Prinny family here, right, dood?
Ha ha ha, dood!
Set sail, dood!
Why isn't our size raising any eyebrows?
Sshh! Well, they ARE Prinnies, dood.
Put a "dood" at the end, dood!
Dood.
It's like a big festival or something, dood.
Why do you think is about to happen, dood?
Doods! Our day has come at last!
We're not gonna let 'em work us like slaves anymore, doods!
Join together and achieve victory, doods!
Right on, dood!
For one thing, the demons are stupid!
If they think we're gonna be their obedient little Prinnies forever,
they're in for a nasty surprise, doods!
Right on, dood!
What did he say?!
Dood! I see we have a stouthearted fellow Prinny with us today!
We can expect great things from this dood!
Tomorrow is zero hour, dood!
Fight alongside us, dood!
Which moron have you been serving, dood?
Keep your hands off me!
What are you feathered clowns planning to do?
- "Dood"! - "Dood"!
What?
What's the big idea?
He's had too much to drink, doods!
You stinker! When you're drunk, the first thing you do is try to pick a fight, dood!
We're sorry we cause a scene, doods!
Hey! Where are you taking me?! What do you think you're doing?!
- "Dood"! - "Dood"!
How dare you treat me like some common drunkard?!
I don't care how powerful you are, Highness! Ticking off that many Prinnies is a bad idea!
Besides, the fireball you conjured up wasn't as big as usual, dood.
You don't need to keep talking like that.
Oh.
I'm so hungry that I'm at my limit.
Desperate times call for desperate measures! Make me something to eat!
In that case, I’ll...
Not you!
You three doods are spies, aren't you?!
We have you completely surrounded! You have nowhere to run, dood!
Now, doods! Attack!
Yeah, dood!
Laharl, what are we going to do?
Disgaea
I don't believe it! They've set the place on fire!
Laharl!
I don't have the energy...
In that case, allow me!
Be restored, strength of love!
Um, there doesn't seem to be any light coming out...
Sorry, I'm really hungry, too.
We're in a real pinch here!
You can escape through here!
This way!
Who are you?
Hurry!
I'm glad to see that you are safe.
Oh, so you were the one who rescued us. I don't know how to thank you.
Haven't I seen you somewhere before? You're one of my vassals, aren't you?
Follow me.
Hey, wait!
Where are you taking us?
Please watch your step.
What is this, a secret base?
Oh! This must be one of those "secret hideout" things!
You know, like in the spy movies! This is so exciting!
I don't care what it is, just bring me food!
Delicious!
I'm moved beyond words to be able to eat a decent meal again... It's been so long!
And I'M moved to tears over meeting a decent vassal for the first time in ages.
But I have to ask, why did you save us?
What is taking shape here is nothing less than a Prinny coup d'etat.
They hope to overthrow the Netherworld that is now ruled by the Overlord...
...and establish an independent country that is of, for, and by the Prinnies.
They're WHAT?
At first, the movement was only to demand improvements in working conditions.
But eventually, the talk escalated into a plan for founding a Prinny utopia.
But is that really what made all the Prinnies gather here?
There is someone controlling the Prinnies from behind the scenes.
So, who is this secret mastermind?
I don't know that.
Who do they think they are? Bunch of stupid Prinnies!
T-They'll pay for this!
Thank you for waiting, doods!
Without further ado, let the Prinnyworld Founding Ceremony begin!
"Prinnyworld," huh?!
Highness, they'll see you! They'll see you!
I wonder when the mastermind will show himself?
First up is our opening attraction! The Prinny All-stars Baseball Tournament!
Next up, the All-Netherworld Quiz Contest!
Do any of you doods wanna go to Celestia?!
This is ridiculous.
And now, doods, the Prinny Magic Show!
Will the second Princess Prinny manage to escape this time?!
I can't take it anymore!
Highness, don't!
All right, you bastards! Stop this nonsense!
Doods, all rise for the national anthem.
Oh, Prinnies, where is your home? Oh, Prinnies, our home is Prinnyworld!
All for one and one for all, united we stand! All for one and one for all, united we fall!
Prinny, prinny, prinny...
Amazing, they even made a flag!
What's going on around here?
How long are you clowns going to keep this up?!
He's a spy, dood!
Look, Etna! Prinny hooliganism!
Why do you know all about THAT kind of stuff?
Hear me, Prinnies! Calm yourselves, doods!
Well, well, if it isn't Prince Laharl.
Who are you?!
I am just an old Prinny.
How do you do, Highness?
An old Prinny?
He's laying it on a little thick, isn't he?
You honor us by attending this ceremony to commemorate...
...the founding of our independent nation.
Do you seriously believe that I would ever give my blessing to such a thing?
How droll, Highness.
We will win our independence regardless of whether or not...
...you grant recognition to our country, Highness.
What?
For far too long have we Prinnies been mistreated...
...at the hands of you demons here in the Netherworld.
Our dearest dream is to achieve independence from Netherworld rule!
Rather, it is the dream of the guardian god who watches over us!
What the heck kind of ritual is this?
This is seriously spooky...
For the last time, quit messing...
Look!
You have awakened the anger of the guardian!
Guardian, huh? We'll see about that!
This is clearly the time to send in Gordon, 37th Defender of Earth!
My throwing arm is plenty warmed up!
You clowns again?
Listen, no one is going to defeat the Prince but ME!
I won't let anyone interfere!
Thursday, Robo-bazooka! Blow it into orbit!
ROGER. NOW CHANGING.
Energy charging... Charging... Charging...
Fire!
We got it! It's a home run!
Really?!
It's Pringer X, dood!
The guardian has transformed into Pringer X, dood!
"Pringer X"?
Wow, that's so cool!
How can this be?!
Why?!
GAME, SET, AND MATCH!
That's what they get for butting in.
Behold, doods!
Look on, Prinnies from across the Netherworld!
Look where he is!
You're pretty spry for an old-timer, mister.
I hereby proclaim the independence of Prinnyworld!
And I proclaim myself Dartsbrink III, first Prinny Overlord!
If he's Dartsbrink III, doesn't that mean that there's also a I and II?
Hey! Don't let the moment go to your head!
"Prinny Overlord," eh?
Indeed, dood! The Netherworld is already under our control!
I am the only one fit to be called Overlord! We no longer have any use for you!
Fire, Pringer X!
Cool, it answered him!
So, you're the mastermind behind this sham?
When it comes to Prinnies trying to found a country or whatever, I couldn't care less!
But when a lowly Prinny like you has the gall to call himself Overlord, THAT will not stand!
Silence, dood!
The Netherworld and Prinnyworld now both belong to me, the Prinny Overlord!
Finish him, dood!
No, Laharl, don't! Don't do it!
Aw, I was hoping to take back Pringer X as a souvenir...
That's why you told him to stop?
Now what?!
King Darts! King Darts! King Darts!
I don't hear you.
Prinny Overlord!
What is it, dood?
Dood, I have terrible news!
Prinnyworld has begun to sink under the collected weight of the Prinnies...
...that came here from the four corners of the Netherworld!
It's what?!
Well, that's Prinnies for you. They aren't too bright.
Let's get out of here!
The revolution has ended in failure, King Darts...
You will address me as Prinny Overlord, dood!
Prinnies! Laundry!
Yes, dood!
Is my food ready yet?!
Coming right up, dood!
Prinnies, could you take out the garbage, please?
Yessir, yessir, dood!
Just one "Yessir" is plenty!
Yessir, dood!
The Prinnies are working a lot harder than they did before, aren't they?
That's not surprising. After all, they came back after trying to launch a rebellion.
Hey, no running in the hallway!
Yes, dood! Sorry, dood!
Well, this obedience might not last for long.
Hey, you're that Prinny who...
I'll never understand what goes on inside a Prinny's head...
Prinnies!
Yessir! You rang, dood?
I was just checking.
Highness, you're terrible.
We're setting out after we're though eating. Is that clear?
- Right! - Right!
Until the day comes when we shall rise up once again...
...we shall silently endure this ordeal, dood!
...Oh, Prinnies, our home is Prinnyworld!
Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de toki no ruupu mezametara,
chigau kokoro motta mono atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.
Yokubou de umeru no ka? Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?
Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.
Hikari to kage kono sekai de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.
Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.
Omou no mama, kokoro no mama ni ima wa onaji sora no shita...
...hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.
Chain react.
I'm bored with doing a "babe this", "babe that" schtick for each preview.
Isn't there anything new we could try?
Why don't you try dropping the "babe" part?
What should I say, then?
Hmm... How about using "ugly" instead?
Uh, Flonne, would you be able to call yourself that?
Next time on Disgaea, "Space Battleship Gargantua"!
Seriously, can you call yourself that? Can you call yourself ugly? Fess up.
Next Time: Space Battleship Gargantua Seriously, can you call yourself that? Can you call yourself ugly? Fess up.
Next Time: Space Battleship Gargantua Um, probably not.
Next Time: Space Battleship Gargantua